Coventry

JOHANNESBURG - Don't be fooled by the sob story making headlines at the World Cup about the fun-loving, oh-so-sweet-and-innocent Dutch women who got into trouble with big, nasty FIFA for supposedly doing nothing more innocuous than wearing orange mini-dresses to a game.

DUDLEY, England - Shrouded by the white lace curtains for sale in his market stall on a gray spring day, Dean Mitchell waits with arms folded for customers.